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Monday, March 25, 2013

The spring breakers syndrome

Let's start with the most important element in the movie "James Franco", you have to wait about half an hour before he comes up on the screen. Oh yes! Sorry, if you didn't get it yet, I'm talking about the childish recreative and pro narco movie "SPRING BREAKERS".
It's very...how can I put it without being too harsh? It's a psychedelic soft porn with typical young american chipmunks disney muppets turning into big time fearless gangsters because "Girls just want to have fun"!

The casting:
VANESSA HUDGENS (even if she doesn't deserve to have her name wrote in capital, ;)) as the dirty S'#t who is by the way, the hottest piggy of the "gang" in blond! 
 Selena Gomez as Faith, who couldn't except the slutty role since she is destined to also survive as the for sure not anymore virgin but "let's still keep the myth on" in order to keep using her to sell "family friendly" movies if you compare to the other "3 petits cochons"...
 JAMES FRANCO is the sexy white boy from the hood,  because yes, the surprising part is that he is really hot in that rubbish trip, so ugly that he becomes hotter than ever and I guess that mens feel the same about the little girls doing him cheerfully! 
The ugliness is at her maximum once we reach the piano scene featuring BRITNEY SPEARS song's "EVERYTIME", oui! EVERYTIME I GOT A GUN, I CAN KILL GUCCI MANE AND ALL HIS CREW, SHOW HIM WHO IS THE BOSS BECAUSE I WEAR A FLUO YELLOW BIKINI AND A PINKY GANGSTA MASK WITH A LICORN STICKER ON IT! DON"T FORGET, IT'S SPRING BREAK AND I'M THE FUTURE OF AMERICA !!!

Monday, January 21, 2013

It feels so good to feel that work is back on track as soon as your mind and your heart are at peace...

Like I always say, work can't be good if you don't take any pleasure in it, and for that you need to work  really hard with all your heart and soul. So in order to make it happen, your soul and mind need to be at peace.
For once, this winter sounds like spring to me because my summer and autumn felt like an enormous cold wave,  like the hurricane Sandy was constantly raging around me.
But it's gone now, I finally feel relieved and grown up, centered and ready to make it happen, encore et encore!!!

And guess who is coming to announce me the official return of the sun in my life??? My mum, yes, my mummy, ma maman cherie!!!
 It's going to be sooooo good to be in her arms, to cry of joy together!!! I didn't see her for more than year! And Lilie-Mercredi is going to be soooo happy!!! She is going to show off so much!!!
I'm so excited, but also a little stress, because, my mum is a real queen and everything needs be ULTRA CLEAN, IMMACULATE!!!! NO JOKE, HERE!!!! And since I finally emptied my storage today, there is clothes and products everywhere!!! C'est la merde!!!

I exagerate a bit , not in terms of quantity but I think that my dear mummy is going to love to go threw all my stuff and put her nose in every little pockets! But it's ok! I'm so happy, also a lil' nervous but in a nice way... Family is everything to me.

Monday, December 31, 2012

Flashdance

I have this weird relationship with the 90's, I hate and love them at the same time, or I'm just curious, because it was too much for me at my age and now it is just too old school.
So I choose to watch FLASHDANCE THE MOVIE, yes ME!!!
And did you realized that after 10min of the movie, they are showing her ass??
 Making big big close up on it, dancing, sweating, huge drops of sexy fake water after 2 min training. Anyway, the guy is not hot, but old, she is, but she is black so of course they have to make her eat lobster like she is a porno star. I watched mostly (when I was watching it) without the sound, couldn't take it all the way.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, DANCE, FLASH, AND LET'S ALL SPARKLE THIS YEAR!!!

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Getting dumped like chit

Not in a normal way, the way that when you are married, it can wake up your criminal instinct. Anyway not here to go threw the juicy disgusting details because I'm still under the shock...
It just ruins your vision of beauty, future, beliefs, and hope.
 Being cheated on is common but when you commit to someone, I really realized that it is a commitment for life, partnership and beyond that admiration and respect over all.
Age doesn't matter they say, giving space to the other one when u trying to both help and protect each other interests. But it's so easy to reject faults and just let it die after all.
I'm here, but it's unbearable to realize how many mistakes you did.
And guys seriously, we don't choose who we love and life always catches you up like a boomerang, and none of us are perfect, but love is all we can share for free and for real still, but it will soon disappear!!!
SO I GUESS, LET'S MAKE MONEY!

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

WORD!


First I'm French, I love to say exactly how I feel even if it is not pleasant... I have a very precise idea of elegance: LESS IS MORE!!!!

And Fashion is a sense which reunites our 5 other senses. Stay real to yourself in order to never loose your nose... Fashion is fragile, don't try to denature yourself, just express your feelings and moods threw fabrics, colors and texture! The cut also is everything so you can often twist your old clothes into new ones if you know how to style differently!

Enjoy Fashion, don't let her get to you, go to her!

Monday, October 29, 2012

SERIOUSLY?

Dear whoever red this pamphlet,

I'm here in the second most boring storm of my New York life, after Irina, welcome Sandy! Whoa!
We are all on Facebook, trying to post the best status update, the most sensational, like free journalists. It's a too much of non sense considering that everybody is kind of happy to not go to work or have the best excuse in the world, to say I can't do this, or I have to postponed that...
 Don't get me wrong, I'm one of them. But SERIOUSFUGKINGLY, this is so boring, the real people who are suffering from it are the people who works for this government, fireman, policeman, all those public jobs that I understand but not particularly fan of. Always there when it's too late, but in the end they get in pretty bad positions as well.
And let's not forget the poor people who lives where it is always damaged and loose everything, all the time.
 No electricity for the privileged class that we are part of, is a fake issue.
 Actually, I'm lucky, I moved 3 days ago from the waterside area to midtown. I don't know why but I moved. Anyway, I'm sure that even there I would have been ok. So I'm happy that everybody is enjoying this hurricane moment to ask for some news about the people they are surrounded by.
Enjoy, your cooking, your food, your friends, your movies, your drinks and sweet dreams.
Time will come when we will all have to wake up and really be scared about mother nature.
This is a fact, and even if we are aware of it, we don't do anything about it while we can.
 Bonne nuit les petits!

Friday, October 12, 2012

Princess Jude

Essential

 Blue light
I met Jude while I was enjoying Nicolas Ullman's Kararocke Show at Chez Andre, she appeared to me like an angel out of space, a pure lovely devil, somebody whose soul is so beautiful that it only can be seen as a fantasy but Jude is not an illusion. She is not another New-York dolly who tries to be somebody, she is the most unexpected beauty mix I ever seen in my life. 
Her mum is from Eastern Europe, who was born here and her dad native-american and african.

  Jude was born and raised in New-York, living in Lower East Side ( that she tattooed on her left shoulder) with her mummy in the same cocoon since ever, just trying to become herself with love and respect for her own values and influences. This Princess is the proof that the roughest stories produced the most precious entity. Her potential is off limit and I'm so honored to be able to guide her threw her dreams and be on her side for any step she wants to take in this industry. Her vision is mine, I want her to be able to do everything she would like to try without an ounce of doubt or pain. Welcome Jude to  this industry is an hymn to freedom and beauty.

Perfect skin
Raw