Let's start with the most important element in the movie "James Franco", you have to wait about half an hour before he comes up on the screen. Oh yes! Sorry, if you didn't get it yet, I'm talking about the childish recreative and pro narco movie "SPRING BREAKERS".
It's very...how can I put it without being too harsh? It's a psychedelic soft porn with typical young american chipmunks disney muppets turning into big time fearless gangsters because "Girls just want to have fun"!
The casting:
VANESSA HUDGENS (even if she doesn't deserve to have her name wrote in capital, ;)) as the dirty S'#t who is by the way, the hottest piggy of the "gang" in blond!
Selena Gomez as Faith, who couldn't except the slutty role since she is destined to also survive as the for sure not anymore virgin but "let's still keep the myth on" in order to keep using her to sell "family friendly" movies if you compare to the other "3 petits cochons"...
JAMES FRANCO is the sexy white boy from the hood, because yes, the surprising part is that he is really hot in that rubbish trip, so ugly that he becomes hotter than ever and I guess that mens feel the same about the little girls doing him cheerfully!
The ugliness is at her maximum once we reach the piano scene featuring BRITNEY SPEARS song's "EVERYTIME", oui! EVERYTIME I GOT A GUN, I CAN KILL GUCCI MANE AND ALL HIS CREW, SHOW HIM WHO IS THE BOSS BECAUSE I WEAR A FLUO YELLOW BIKINI AND A PINKY GANGSTA MASK WITH A LICORN STICKER ON IT! DON"T FORGET, IT'S SPRING BREAK AND I'M THE FUTURE OF AMERICA !!!
VIRTUS: UNE CUISINE DÉLICIEUSE MAIS...
6 years ago
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